> be me > Larry Ellison > own a database empire, a sailboat, and a disdain for poor people > OpenAI wants to build AGI > needs compute > *a lot* of compute > like “$300B GPU cluster in a volcano” levels of compute > "Hello. I own Oracle Cloud. Also, I’m rich." > sign $300B GPU hosting deal with OpenAI > nothing ships. no GPUs installed. no fans spinning. > Oracle stock: skyrockets to the moon > my net worth: +$100B > GPUs? still imaginary > OpenAI raises a $1 TRILLION round > yes, with a T > investors lining up like it's a Taylor Swift concert > I invest > where’d I get the money? > from the $300B deal *I signed with them* > yes. > OpenAI takes my $300B investment > uses it to pay *me* > for the GPU deal *I offered them* > Oracle stock: skyrockets again > I make another $100B > invest it back into OpenAI > round and round we go > I pay me to pay me to invest in me to boost me to get paid by me > call it a "strategic whatever" > call it “AI innovation” > call it what it is: > infinite money glitch > mfw i built a recursive economy where i am the only customer and vendor > mfw GPUs are optional > mfw capitalism is just a well-placed loop with exit liquidity